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10 Porn Parodies Of Movies That Are Too Hot To Handle!

The news last week that there was a Rick & Morty porn parody on the way was met at the ScreenCrush offices with a mixture of emotions. Amusement, horror, disgust, nausea, curiosity; we really shielded the entire spectrum of possible reactions.

It got us thinking about the history of movie and TV porn parodies, which stretch back years but have taken on increasing fame in recent years. At this point, if a movie or series breaks through to the mainstream in a major way, odds are there’s absolutely going to be at least one porn parody of it out there.

#1. Avengers: A Porn Parody
[Pushes up glasses] Um, Spider-Man wasn’t in The Avengers, this entire enterprise is a sham, thank you very much.

#2. Batman XXX: A Porn Parody
Those costumes are spookily precise to the classic television show. Please, for the love of all that is holy, no one tell me what the onscreen sound effects say. Thank you.

#3. This Ain’t Avatar XXX
Given the sex scene in the actual movie, this one has a lot to live up to. “In the end, the truth will be revealed” says the box art. Actually, I think I’m good not knowing the truth (or what “the end” refers to).

#4. Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody
Again, the costume here is astonishingly good. But I guess that’s part of the point? And you know what they say: With great power … on second thought, let’s not discuss that and move on to the next entry directly.

#5. Game of Bones
Sometimes the obvious title is the correct title.

#6. Down On Abby
What a fortunate coincidence that a man named Benjamin Dover went into the pornography business!

#7. Cara Loft: Womb Raider
I have nothing to say here except: This is a clever title.

#8. Seinfeld: A XXX Parody
“I’ve yada yada’d sex.”

#9. Not Married With Children XXX
The lead actor’s snarl is actually pretty good. I’m kind of terrified to see this thing’s version of NO MA’AM though.

#10. Edward Penishands
Still the gold standard of porn parody titles all these years later. It wouldn’t take much to turn “Johnny Depp” into a perfect porn star name, either.

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